Cash Me Outside
09-23-2017, 06:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-23-2017, 06:40 PM by Kanja.)
The quicksand had a very unusual consistency - one that if she were being honest she won't have wanted to experience. It was somewhere between a solid and a liquid. How it managed to be thick enough to hold her yet light enough to allow her to somewhat float was beyond her. Kanja attempted to raise a foreleg out of the muck and was rewarded with a fair amount of resistance and a bubbly squelch.
Having got a feel for what exactly she was dealing with, the giantess relaxed and allowed her foreleg to sink below the surface again. Seconds after her leg disappeared into the muck a voice reached her ears. Dammit. The insides of Kanja's ears flamed red as the stranger rained blows down upon her dignity. Dammit all to hell. Why, out of all the creatures that could have stumbled across her, did she have to get a smart ass? Why?
Kanja's ears briefly slicked back as she searched for a pithy response. Even when her ass wasn't in the air her stubby tail tended to draw unwanted attention. Seeing as she couldn't grow a full length tail there wasn't much she could do about it...unless she was in a particularly pissy mood. One of these days someone's rudeness was going to cost them their tail. "Nah," she said smartly, "It jumped into the muck and I'm trying to get it back."
The giantess glanced back to get a look at the stranger and to gauge what kind of reaction her words would illicit. Unless she quickly freed herself from this mess she was at the mercy of the stranger. Oh, how she loathed the idea. As for help...it would probably be wiser to swallow what remained of her pride and allow the woman to help her, but that was easier said than done. Kanja was nothing if not a proud creature. While she hated the idea of accepting help, she was also hesitant to try to free herself while the stranger stood there. The last thing she wanted was to make an even bigger fool of herself.
After a moment's hesitation Kanja sighed and gave in. Fine. She'd accept the help. With a upbeat tone that smoothly masked her displeasure, she chirped, "Some help would be great!" The words almost choked her, but what else could she say? 'Quit your jawing and just drag me out already'? Because that was guaranteed to go over so well.
She glanced back at the woman. "I think I can ease myself out if you can just..." Just what? Bite her on the ass and haul her out? Kanja didn't really want to be bitten on the ass. Maybe it was better to keep her suggestion vague and let whatever the woman decided to do to help be a surprise. "...Pull?"
Having got a feel for what exactly she was dealing with, the giantess relaxed and allowed her foreleg to sink below the surface again. Seconds after her leg disappeared into the muck a voice reached her ears. Dammit. The insides of Kanja's ears flamed red as the stranger rained blows down upon her dignity. Dammit all to hell. Why, out of all the creatures that could have stumbled across her, did she have to get a smart ass? Why?
Kanja's ears briefly slicked back as she searched for a pithy response. Even when her ass wasn't in the air her stubby tail tended to draw unwanted attention. Seeing as she couldn't grow a full length tail there wasn't much she could do about it...unless she was in a particularly pissy mood. One of these days someone's rudeness was going to cost them their tail. "Nah," she said smartly, "It jumped into the muck and I'm trying to get it back."
The giantess glanced back to get a look at the stranger and to gauge what kind of reaction her words would illicit. Unless she quickly freed herself from this mess she was at the mercy of the stranger. Oh, how she loathed the idea. As for help...it would probably be wiser to swallow what remained of her pride and allow the woman to help her, but that was easier said than done. Kanja was nothing if not a proud creature. While she hated the idea of accepting help, she was also hesitant to try to free herself while the stranger stood there. The last thing she wanted was to make an even bigger fool of herself.
After a moment's hesitation Kanja sighed and gave in. Fine. She'd accept the help. With a upbeat tone that smoothly masked her displeasure, she chirped, "Some help would be great!" The words almost choked her, but what else could she say? 'Quit your jawing and just drag me out already'? Because that was guaranteed to go over so well.
She glanced back at the woman. "I think I can ease myself out if you can just..." Just what? Bite her on the ass and haul her out? Kanja didn't really want to be bitten on the ass. Maybe it was better to keep her suggestion vague and let whatever the woman decided to do to help be a surprise. "...Pull?"
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THIS FLOOF IS NOT NICE
EXPECT FOUL LANGUAGE AND GIGGLES AT YOUR EXPENSE AT THE VERY LEAST