Cash Me Outside
10-20-2017, 08:27 PM
An oncoming war, huh? That sounded...ominous. And more than a little fun. She had no desire to participate on anyone's behalf, but Kanja would happily stand on the sidelines and heckle. The giantess wouldn't take sides; no, she'd heckle whoever deserved it.
Kanja nodded her head in approval at Pyralis' words. They had to be functional, but not necessarily pretty. She could manage that. Probably. "That's reasonable." Food, shelter, a healer and someone to snark with. What else could she ask for?
"Alright, then. Let's get you out of here." Oh god, it was time. Her ears fell back and briefly lay flat as Pyralis circled around behind her. The death of her dignity had come far too soon. She wasn't sure if she could bear it - especially at the hands of this still unnamed stranger who she was already becoming enamored with.
Her teeth slammed together with an audible click as Pyralis clamped down on her butt cheek. "Alright", she decided, "no swearing." Or whimpering or whining, or anything, really, to further wound her pride. No, she was going to bear this indignity as quietly as she-
A hiss escaped from between her clenched teeth as not even a beat after Pyralis bit her, Kanja felt talons dig into her tail. What a sight they must have been. Her with her ass in the air, a wolf on one cheek and a bird where a tail should have been. Part of her was tempted to sink down into the quicksand and breathe in as deeply as she could.
Reluctantly she hobbled backwards as the dynamic duo pulled. With a long, drawn out squelch the muck released her and Kanja flopped over backwards. "Whew. Thanks," she said casually, determined to downplay the whole situation now that she was free. "The name's Kanja, by the way."
Kanja nodded her head in approval at Pyralis' words. They had to be functional, but not necessarily pretty. She could manage that. Probably. "That's reasonable." Food, shelter, a healer and someone to snark with. What else could she ask for?
"Alright, then. Let's get you out of here." Oh god, it was time. Her ears fell back and briefly lay flat as Pyralis circled around behind her. The death of her dignity had come far too soon. She wasn't sure if she could bear it - especially at the hands of this still unnamed stranger who she was already becoming enamored with.
Her teeth slammed together with an audible click as Pyralis clamped down on her butt cheek. "Alright", she decided, "no swearing." Or whimpering or whining, or anything, really, to further wound her pride. No, she was going to bear this indignity as quietly as she-
A hiss escaped from between her clenched teeth as not even a beat after Pyralis bit her, Kanja felt talons dig into her tail. What a sight they must have been. Her with her ass in the air, a wolf on one cheek and a bird where a tail should have been. Part of her was tempted to sink down into the quicksand and breathe in as deeply as she could.
Reluctantly she hobbled backwards as the dynamic duo pulled. With a long, drawn out squelch the muck released her and Kanja flopped over backwards. "Whew. Thanks," she said casually, determined to downplay the whole situation now that she was free. "The name's Kanja, by the way."
THIS FLOOF IS NOT NICE
EXPECT FOUL LANGUAGE AND GIGGLES AT YOUR EXPENSE AT THE VERY LEAST