Fightin' Dirty

*Pestilence* · 01-25-2020, 04:41 PM

Pestilence hummed softly over his insistence that his shit-talking genius was something he could call upon at anytime, thinking about how valuable a skill that sounded like. Surely if you could confuse and insult your opponents before a match, the fight itself would go much easier. Earlier in the season her and her sister had gotten into a melee fight with her half-brother Gadreel, and Pestilence could see now that her shit-talking had missed the mark there. Even Venom must have seen it, as she told her sister not to stoop to his level. Pestilence should have stooped further and said much worse things, that much she was sure now.

For the first time in their conversation, Jupiter's words had struck her hard enough to make her legitimately sad. She thought she could see truth to them, but regardless did not like his idea of her plushy pillow life eating her sister's scraps. The pup did her best to not take it too far to heart, but felt the sting through the rest of his words. However, he had now proven that his wit extended to more then just casual shit-talk, and that he could jab at a wolf expertly. It was a skill Pestilence wanted to learn. "But can you pull it out of your ass on demand?" She asked carefully, scooting closer to him with interest. "For example, what kind of things could you say to an orphan to really hurt his feelings?" The idea of receiving a lesson in being a low-life was something Pestilence couldn't turn down, and she wondered exactly how much backwards knowledge she could really squeeze from the blue man.

The pup gasped suddenly. "Oh! I know. You can teach me how to fight dirty while at the same time teaching me how to talk dirty! I already have a mentor, but I know he'd be impressed if I found this shit out without him!" Would Harbringr be impressed? Pesto only needed to consider it for a moment before deciding that yes, her Uncle was the kind of wolf she could definitely 'shit-talk' with for practice. "Oh, and excuse you but I am creative. I painted an alpha's ass pink earlier this season." She wiggled a bit out of pride, standing straighter. "And I was this close to causing a poo-epidemic within Ashen." Her upper body lifted, her paws coming close as to display the very small distance between them for emphasis.

"Speech"
"Thinking"
"You."

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