Feathers in my butt crack

"I'm sure I can find an equally flattering story to tell them!" He called after her as she loved away to take up the pursuit. He spoke his head, more then happy to give her the horrendous job. He shook his head again when she said he owed her one. He was pretty sure the mere fact he was even here made them even. This was her handmaidens pen and their rotten idea of poultry owning. Why did he have to get dragged into it?

He got stuck into the job if me doing the fence, leaning forward with a look if concentration on his face when a sharp pain came from his tail end! "Ow!" He barked turning around to see Zee and the chicken. He made a motion as through to snap his fangs just shirt of the chickens neck, a threat to both pesky creatures. "Chuck the silly thing in its cage" he grumbled at his wife. She had far to much fun with things like this.