gigantic, ginormous, colossal, butt

Oh boy. He was feeling really down and in the dump today. He wanted to go to all the big wide places he had only heard about. He wanted to see a desert, he wanted to step through ruins. He wanted to explore, and go to parties, and meet up with people his age that weren’t related to him. He wanted to kiss a girl. He wanted to live.

Instead, he was being oppressed. ‘Oppressed’ a nifty word, that. It really described his life and his circumstances so well. ‘Subject to harsh and authoritarian treatment’ his parents were ‘authoritarian’ alright. They were down right bullies!

He violently kicked the small stone in his path, sending it sailing a short way across the plains, grumbling under his breath. Maybe he should sneak out, and take his adventure anyway. He thought of the anger and disappointment on his parents' faces. If they caught him, they would ground him for like… the rest of his life.