shenanigans only

Theory tussled with her and mentioned that it was a lot of responsibility to manage how selfish Sparrow was. Sparrow held no offense, but squeezed her cousin a little extra hard, "Exactly! Which is why I need help! Your help!" Theory wriggled and Sparrow thought she looked something like a bird when they try to dust under their wings. Which really meant she looked ridiculous as she briefly considered Sparrow's offer before laughing in her face about it. She said she'd join when she retired. Sparrow flopped dramatically in the sand, "Ugh! Knowing you that'll be in like 80 years and I'll have died a thousand times over from pissing off the wrong alphas and wrong husbands of very pretty women that I couldn't resist in the meantime."

Sparrow did her own little floppy flop while doing her best tantrum of sighs and grunts before she finally landed on her side, looking at Theory with what could only be the hints of an even worse offer yet to come, "Unless... Why don't we get you knocked up? Give you an heir? Retire with the pirates in two year's time?" Sparrow leaned on her elbows, toothy smile displayed proudly. She was only joking a little, Theory was great, they could find her a man in no time.