to deer or not to deer
Tea / Bonus
07-02-2022, 04:05 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-02-2022, 05:07 AM by Tor. Edited 2 times in total.)
The older woman shuffled off to do as she was told, though he rolled his eyes at how she moved with the reluctance of a toddler. Any of his myriad uncles or his grandfather would have swatted a kid who sulked like that when they were told to do something. Didn't her parents teach her anything when she was little?
As though she'd caught his eye roll her eyes snapped to him from across the herd and she mouthed some syllables in an exaggerated way, then made a slashing motion across her throat. Tor couldn't make out what she was saying. "Pe - nis?" What the fuck? Was this a threat to his.. penis? Wait no, she'd gestured to the deer before she made the killing motion. Was she wanting him to... bite a deer's penis? Uhm, no fucking thanks, weirdo. Oh wait. Maybe she wanted him to kill a buck? They had penises. What a fucking dumb way to tell him that though.
He rolled his eyes again - exaggerated so she could actually see them this time - and mouth back Fiiiiiine. If she wanted a damn buck he'd try to figure out which one was a buck and kill that one. He made an impatient gesture for her to get on with it and chase the herd towards him.
He got himself ready as the woman started chasing them towards him. The frantic leaping and bounding as the deer ran towards his hiding spot made it really difficult to see which ones had penises. They leaped around and over him to frantically avoid the obstacle they hadn't seen since they couldn't stop or turn away, but finally as one passed over him he saw a penis. Finally.
He exploded up out of his crouch before the buck completely cleared him, his jaws closing around a hind leg with with a snap that echoed like a gunshot and the deer went in a tumble as it landed and couldn't put weight on the broken limb. Tor was back on it in a moment, long fangs opening it's belly and leaping away before it could kick out at him. The struggles slowed, and Tor jumped back in again to slash at his throat, then backed off and flopped down on his belly to watch it die, his tongue lolling out lazily and his eyes half slitted.
Word count: 397
Total word count: 2006
As though she'd caught his eye roll her eyes snapped to him from across the herd and she mouthed some syllables in an exaggerated way, then made a slashing motion across her throat. Tor couldn't make out what she was saying. "Pe - nis?" What the fuck? Was this a threat to his.. penis? Wait no, she'd gestured to the deer before she made the killing motion. Was she wanting him to... bite a deer's penis? Uhm, no fucking thanks, weirdo. Oh wait. Maybe she wanted him to kill a buck? They had penises. What a fucking dumb way to tell him that though.
He rolled his eyes again - exaggerated so she could actually see them this time - and mouth back Fiiiiiine. If she wanted a damn buck he'd try to figure out which one was a buck and kill that one. He made an impatient gesture for her to get on with it and chase the herd towards him.
He got himself ready as the woman started chasing them towards him. The frantic leaping and bounding as the deer ran towards his hiding spot made it really difficult to see which ones had penises. They leaped around and over him to frantically avoid the obstacle they hadn't seen since they couldn't stop or turn away, but finally as one passed over him he saw a penis. Finally.
He exploded up out of his crouch before the buck completely cleared him, his jaws closing around a hind leg with with a snap that echoed like a gunshot and the deer went in a tumble as it landed and couldn't put weight on the broken limb. Tor was back on it in a moment, long fangs opening it's belly and leaping away before it could kick out at him. The struggles slowed, and Tor jumped back in again to slash at his throat, then backed off and flopped down on his belly to watch it die, his tongue lolling out lazily and his eyes half slitted.
Word count: 397
Total word count: 2006
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