What's Happenin'?

He took to exploring the marketplace today. He had checked it out a few times before, but today seemed like a good day to see if anything new was happening. He wondered if he was gonna meet someone new or maybe catch a scene of someone being unruly. He had heard of unruly visitors being kicked out, and he wanted to see it happen with his own eyes for once, but as he milled about the throng of visitors, everyone seemed to be on their best behavior. Darn. No marketplace drama for him today. Sad. Oh well! There was still plenty to see and do, best to start getting to it!