I WILL NEVER DISAPPEAR
11-19-2014, 09:53 PM
How pleasant? this day was almost perfect. Bright, sunny, unseasonably warm and not a cloud in the sky. So pleasant that D?gmar suddenly found herself wondering what fate intended to throw at her that could warrant such mild weather. Eyes turned slowly to the horizon, as emerald eyes blinked slowly before narrowing sharply. Hold on?. what was? what was she looking at? What the fuck was approaching her? It was like a mob of bright green grass suddenly rose up out of the ground and started walking toward her. D?gmar blinked slowly before shaking her head. She stared again, head tilting to the side, the left corner of her mouth curling up as her eyes knitted in confusion. Ok, seriously?. WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE LOOKING AT. The grass monster was shaped like a wolf. No, no, no, no! "OH you have got to be kidding me!" D?gmar's words spilled from her mouth in exasperation. "First I see a tomato wolf then an eggplant wolf and now a spinach wolf good lord I could fix myself a sala---??" D?gmar's jaw dropped solidly open as her eyes landing on hornsFUCKING HORNS coming out of the woman's head. She sat down solidly flat on her butt in stunned silence. Ok? yea, she was sick. Voice slipped from her throat almost eeriely calm and composed. "Ummm?. I must've eaten some bad buffalo. Dione right? You got a healer or something that could check me out, because you look green to me. Like a really, really, intense, unholy green and? you have horns. Antelope fucking moss?. is? all I'm coming up with to explain what I'm seeing sooo?. yea if you could send someone along to make sure I'm not going crazy that would be fantastic." |
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