A Knife Is Only Good If You Can Use It To Shave
08-17-2019, 07:41 AM
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08-23-2019, 04:42 PM
Wolfpaw lake was quickly becoming Pestilence's favorite place to explore - the trees and grass and water was just beautiful and relaxing, much moreso then the ravine which most of the wolves had their dens. She pranced about the tall grass around the lake, popping onto boulders to make it that much easier to steal a good view before hopping back down to chase rabbits, run laps, or - today - sneak up on Uncle Hari. The small pup crouched super-stealthily and slithered through the grass, dark head poking up over the foliage to scout the terrain ahead. Hari and his companion were in the middle of something that looked very important, the monkey holding a hammer and the Klein giving directions to the creature. Pestilence got the best idea ever, creeping up as close behind as she could to the pair. Once she thought she was close enough, she leaped forward with the intent to close her front paws around the monkey's long thin tail. "ROAR!" The pup did her best to deepen her shrill voice, surely her bear impression was as flawless as could be and it would send the companion sky-high with fear. "Thinking" "You." |
08-23-2019, 08:28 PM
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08-23-2019, 08:42 PM
Well her sneak attack might have not stuck terror in the hearts of monkeys, but her uncle sure got the idea. Pesto lifted her head proudly at his obvious fright, a dastardly smile upon her face. "Yes!" She confirmed boldly. "I will steal, uh - that thing - unless you can teach me what it's for." The pup gestured a paw towards the rod. "If your information is valuable then perhaps I will let you both live!" The princess' tail wagged slowly behind her, betraying her attempt at being sinister. Though really she didn't see the point in whatever Uncle Hari was doing nor could she think of a reason she'd want the weird stick... but she really was having fun being a bandit. She had to think of a super cool name, maybe she could be a pirate and have her uncle craft her an eye patch to use when she played. "Thinking" "You." |
08-23-2019, 08:59 PM
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08-23-2019, 09:17 PM
Pestilence listened with interest as her uncle explained the uses of his odd creation, head tilting slightly. Why would a wolf need a knife? They had teeth and claws, surely that was better for wounding your enemies was it not? However, as any pup might think - 'if he has, I want' - and Pesto was determined to acquire a weapon just like uncle had. She might get in trouble from mom and dad if she outright stole this one, especially if it was too hot to take like he said. The small pup eyed the blade suspiciously, as if wondering if Uncle Hari was lying to her about it to stop her thievery. "Sometimes rocks get hot and I still lay on them." She told him, not quite understanding how heat could pose such a danger to her. "But very well! You may keep your 'knife' for now. Though I will need you to make me one if you want to keep your tail attached to you!" It sounded much cooler to threaten his limbs, but Pesto couldn't reach that high. She definitely had a better chance at tearing off a tail then a leg. Just grab and pull, right? Pestilence was beginning to think she was an excellent negotiator. Maybe father was right and she did have some sort of divinity inside her, otherwise how did she learn to threaten people so accurately and fiercely? "Also, I'll need an eyepatch. That can be the price of your monkey keeping his tail." She added for good measure. Screw being a princess, it was so much more fun to be a bandit. "Thinking" "You." |
08-26-2019, 12:38 PM
It's a tremor!
The liquefied animal fat burbles and sizzles as the hot knife is plunged into it. If it had been still, one might have seen small ripples forming across its surface. A few embers on the fire stir. Then, just barely, the ground's shaking may be felt by an animal's paws. The shaking grows just enough to make anyone present feel uneasy, but quickly subsides. The aftershocks are even smaller, barely rippling the surface of any nearby liquids.
08-27-2019, 11:02 AM
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08-30-2019, 03:23 PM
Pestilence watched the monkey and the wolf stare each other down until the former gave in and her grin widened. Uncle Hari would do anything for her, that she knew. It was so much fun being a Klein. Her tiny paws tapped excitedly upon the ground as he agreed to her demands. She was going to get a knife and an eyepatch! Uncle Hari might even be cooler then Sirius. Maybe she could use that information to extort a lesson in fighting out of the bodyguard. Suddenly then the ground began to shake and Pesto cried out with fear. Not again! The tremor wasn't as strong as the time she'd last felt it - with her sister Venom - but perhaps it only seemed that way because she could look on Harbringr and see that he was not falling to the ground and so it must be small. He moved over to her quickly but the earth's shake had stopped by the time he approached. The pup looked up at him with worry and fear, begging him with her eyes to explain what had just happened and to promise that it would never happen again. Harbringr's companion began to speak out against him, blaming him for the shaking. Pestilence fluffed up in anger and she stomped over to the monkey. "STOP BULLYING MY UNCLE." She demanded, lips upturning in a puppy snarl. "IT'S YOUR FAULT." To be true, it was nobodies fault but Pestilence didn't know that. The princess only knew to fling blame and if the monkey was insinuating that her Uncle Harbringr would have anything to do with this mess, then the monkey must be involved. Her logic was sound. She ran back to her uncle after her outburst, weaving between his front legs and leaning against them. He still was playing with her, calling her bandit and offering her the knife. The pup's emotions were on end and she struggled to get back into character, her voice coming off uncertain but trying. "I will accept your knife."She ignored the part about 'if the Empress says so' because Pestilence was a bandit and bandits beat Empresses. "Also yes, the eyepatch." "Thinking" "You." |
09-06-2019, 01:30 PM
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