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Laugh It Up Wise Guy



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05-29-2014, 12:40 AM
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Winter had set in, causing the young males coat to grow thick against the cold. He had traveled back towards the shores, all too used to the beach and its waters. He was homesick, perhaps? Or maybe he just missed the lulling sound of the waves. Large paws would step onto damp grounds, beneath his feet he could see water spurting from the holes in the sand of what he could only assume were the homes of crabs...or whatever other creatures lurked beneath the soil. The tide was low right now, but at one point during the day it had been higher. Judging by the dampness of the earth beneath him anyway. And it was as he walked farther towards the open water, something would rapidly move just in front of his paws, squirting water upwards and straight into his face (It's called a 'gooey duck' or something lol). Out of surprise, he would fall back on his haunches, face soaked as he held a bewildered look on his face. "What the hell was that?!"


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05-29-2014, 01:03 AM
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B, Just B






There was nothing too interesting about the winter time, a lot of creatures were hiding which meant little to no fun for the large crow. Ruffling his feathers against the cold he clacked his beak, hissing at the colder weather. He had been born during this accursed time, but that didn't make him like it any more. B spread his wings and took flight then, ignoring the cold wind as his stomach rumbled for food. Crabs were lazy and slow at this time of year and made for a very tasty snack, once you got past the claws of course. So the bird flew towards the nearby shore, golden eyes ever watchful.

When B got close to the ocean he saw a wolf fall back onto his butt, and he couldn't help but let out a caw of laughter. The crow circled above the colourful creature, not sure how he would react to the bird. "Silly woof! You are supposed to eat them, Caw! You let good food get away!" He said in his low baritone voice. Landing a few feet away from the blue wolf, he kept his wings slightly unfurled in case the blue wolf attacked. Turning his head this way and that, he inspected the blue and gold wolf. "B has never seen a woof that looks like you, oh no! Very nice colours, caw! B wishes that he had colourful feathers! I just have these ones, yes yes!" He was of course referring to his green striped plumes on the top of his head, bobbing around as he inspected the wolf. Hopping a few steps closer, he clacked his beak at the young one. "Woof should help B find food, oh yes! Food, food! You help B, right woof? Cause you scared away good food, so you owe B! Yes! You owe B!" The ever annoying bird hopped a bit closer, daring to approach the strange wolf. He wasn't scared, oh no! He had wings, and this silly land creature did not. A get away would be easy for him, yes it would.





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05-29-2014, 02:26 AM
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It would be as soon as he shook his head, laughter would reach him. He felt the heat of embarrassment rise on his face. Great...he had hoped nobody had seen that...but his luck was obviously not that great. He searched around for the source of the laughter, until a voice drew his attention upwards. Deep green eyes watched the crow circling him above, ears lying flat against his skull, though not from anger but total embarrassment. "Laugh it up bird brain.." He muttered under his breath as he watched the creature land a few feet away. Eon stared at the bird, unsure whether to be annoyed or enthralled by such company. But he was still young, and he towered over the bird. Head tilted as the bird watched him, fascinated by the way the creature spoke. He had never been complimented on his coloring either, so he would find himself glancing at his paws for a moment before looking at him again.


"I've never seen a crow with feathers like yours. My name is Eon, nice to meetcha Mr...B?" Was that his name? It was either that or the bird had some kind of tic. The thought amused him, causing him to grin as his tail wagged. The bird moved closer as it continued it's strange yet fascinating way of speaking, Eon's head tilting side to side like a curious pup would. This bird wanted his help in catching food, had he been unsuccessful in catching his own? Then again, the bird said he owed him. It certainly wasn't the boys fault that the crabs scuttled away, he had been ambushed by some sort of under soil dwelling creature. It wasn't his fault the crabs ran away! Then again, it might be interesting to see how this bird would do in trying to hunt crabs. "Well if you're hungry, I can help ya. It's been a while since I've eaten too, so what's on the menu?"


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05-29-2014, 11:00 AM
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The wolf muttered something about him laughing, which confused him. B would laugh when he wanted to, so why did the wolf tell him to laugh more? He was a confusing beast, that was for sure. When he landed the being just stared at him with an odd expression, making the bird clack his beak together. Silly creature! He spoke, so why was he quiet? Rude! Quite rude indeed.

The pretty wolf complemented his feathers which made his head bow, showing off his pretty plumes. "B is special, yes he is! B has pretty feathers that no other crows have! B is lucky, just like you woof! You have pretty, pretty colours, caw! Pretty!" He then said his name, and B bobbed his head to and fro. He liked to give creatures nicknames, but Eon's name was already short enough. No need to make it shorter! "Yes, yes, B is B, don't you see?" He said with a rolling laugh, quite pleased with his little rhyme. "B likes Eon, you are a pretty wolf, caw! And you help B hunt, yes?" He laughed again when Eon titled his head like he was, so he turned his head this way and that to match the wolf's movement. Now that he knew that the wolf wasn't going to eat him, he hopped over and half flew half jumped until he was sitting on his shoulder. B was careful not to dig his claws in, instead using his wings to balance.

Yes! The wolf would help B hunt, that was grand! His golden eyes looked around when he asked what was on the menu. "B likes crabs, they pinch pinch though, caw! Big woof can snap off claws for B, and B can pull them out with his beak. Yes! Good plan! caw!" He made sure to keep his voice down because he was so close to Eon's ear, but his voice was just naturally loud. Rubbing his beak on Eon's cheek he nibbled on some hairs, wanting to see if he was hiding some food in there. Nope! He was just salty like the water.