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Plz gimme babies



Deion

Somnium

Advanced Healer (90)

Advanced Fighter (70)

age
11 Years
gender
Male
gems
33
size
Extra large
build
Heavy
posts
118
player
Virgil

Pride - BisexualThe Ooze ParticipantThe Ooze - Variation 11K
12-18-2021, 02:06 AM
Hello friends! I’m sure you’ve heard me hollering about this for many moons now, but I’m here to continue hollering!

I want Deion to have kids before it’s too late! My grumpy old man has always wanted to settle down and start a family, though the urge is buried deep in his subconscious. I, on the other hand, want him to live his best single dad life.

Do you have a char kicking around who would sleep with an old man, get knocked up, and then panic after the kids are born? Good, I want y’all to dump his kids on him and vanish into the night. He’ll raise them to be stoic little Viking warriors, and encourage them to do whatever they want. Kids should get seriously maimed young, it builds character!

Bonus points: he throws heavy space patterns in all colours, mutations, and absolute monster sizes! Discounts on all that good shit!

HMU, the more litters the better!
DEION HAS A THICK MACEDONIAN ACCENT AND A GARBAGE ATTITUDE, PLEASE BE WARNED