Dear.... Please GTFO

So, this is a simple game where we can complain about our first world problems. Your post should look like this :

Dear SOMETHING,

WHY I HATE YOU,

Please GTFO :)

Eve will go first.

Dear line of dirt that refuses to be swept into the dustpan,
I hate you, because no matter how many times I sweep the damn broom, you are still there. I just want a clean floor.

Please GTFO :)