hyperventilation

Hi! 8D Caesar and I are new here. We would like some threads c: He's a tiny little creaturemawhatchit, and loves tea parties and friends! Unfortunately he's also really icky and dirty and stinky, so he doesn't get many friends. He's a loner atm, but may end up joining a pack later if anyone takes particular interest in him (he's like a stray cat/dog, start feeding him and he'll follow ;| ). So, uh, threads? :D