You're Ridiculous

Ruthgar had spent the better half of the morning “Hunting” or rather clumsily chasing after small animals until they ran into trees or into burrows. He had adjusted from squirrels to rabbits and had no luck catching either, which meant his only other option was finding something less fast and agile. Like the badger he currently had his sights on. The animal only looked like what he thought of as a badger in the vaguest sense. It had a black head with a white blaze but was considerably fluffier than the mushroom eating burrowers he had grown up seeing. Apart from that while most badgers were jet black, this one was mostly gray and had a shorter snout. Clearly the extra large wolves weren’t the only thing strange about this place.

What was important however was that the badger was slow and easy to catch, which of course was why the older male charged at it head first, jaws parted and ready to strike…Until the damn thing turned and snarled in his face, bearing its large teeth. Ruthgar froze and drew back, caught off guard, while the badger charged forward and snapped at his wrists. “Bloody-“ Ruthar cursed, jumping back further only to have the badger quickly close the gap between them. With a frightened yelp Ruthgar turned tail and ran, crashing through the woods surrounding the lake and looking over his shoulder only to see the raging badger slowly closing in on him. “Fookin’ cunt!” Ruthgar yelled, before tripping over a fallen tree and landing jaw first on the lake’s frozen surface, his back legs hanging in the air above his head.  

At least no one saw him make a complete ass of himself right?

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