Silly Putty Gone Bad

He moved quietly about the land. His eye was set forward always aware of what lay ahead of him. His war paint was only about a week old now. He padded slowly coming closer and closer to the bay. His nose told him there was more than just salt water ahead and it was the scent under that of the tang of the water that he wanted to find. The owner was female, and from her scent a mother. He shook his head. Just what he fuckin needed right now, hormones and annoying kids to terrorize him.

As he rounded a bend and came to view the specimen ahead he stopped. She seemed infatuated with the ugliest sea fucked he ever did see.he gave a hearty laugh as she smacked it's head. Fucking thing was stupid as fuck too. He moved then and approached only to come and stand by her side. "ugly fucker. Don't think I've ever seen anything like it. Stupid as fuck to boot." his vulger voice was deep and raspy, yet still retained it's smooth tones. He didn't care that she was on his blind side only that he got either a rise from her or perhaps a laugh. He turned his head enough towards her that his golden eye saw her. He then gave an introduction for himself. "Rikeros Hellstrom, don t believe we've met. Nor have I seen a woman as built as you before. What's your name sweetheart?" nothing like a little flirting to start the fun right?