The Itsy Bitsy Spider... [Kaine]
07-19-2017, 11:02 PM
YOUNG AND A MENACE
The smouldering female was almost certainly mad. That's the only way she had made it this long without being killed by something, or someone. It was a simple truth of their family, it seemed. Her taunts fell upon stoic audits, which would only tilt back at the mention of fear. The titan rolled their eyes, shaking their head in exasperation. What a moron. She galloped onto the sand without a care, kicking back a tidal wave sized spray into Kaine's face. Grunting in surprise, they shook the tiny grains from their eyes. Snorting their nostrils clear, they lifted their lips in a soundless snarl of distaste. Rude! Before any comment on her actions could be made, their sister began a wild and frantic dance in one place on the beach.
Oh, fantastic, she's hallucinating. She cried out joyously, like when they were kids, squish! squish! Dear Fallen One, she was crushing the spiders. How brazen. How very Pyralis. A giggle would bubble up from their chest, expression softening into a broad grin that crinkled the corners of their eyes. She asked them if they could fathom where a trickster spirit might be holed up. Then, how well versed they were in battle against such foes. Kaine could only shrug as they stepped closer, crushing a particularly large and hairy arachnid beneath their massive foot.
"Wherever you would not look for them, I suppose." They announced, frowning at the tiny beasts that scurried angrily about. Fuck off. They stomped at the insects, squashing them with each blow. Pivoting to face behind their sister, they glanced over their shoulder at her gleeful expression. Shoulder would bump playfully against her thigh.
"I was told, during my travels, that I defeated an evil spirit in the great woods of the north. That was just before I met the imposters to our dear sister Anamalech." They said by way of response to her final query. There wasn't much else to be said for their skills in battle. That was always what their siblings were best at. Despite having killed a sibling, like many of the clan, Kaine wasn't the most talented of murderers. Even naming them for the first killer had not blessed them.
"If we shuffle, we can get into the water. They won't get us there, and we can hunt down that trickster spirit. Maybe cleanse these cursed lands of the tiny fiends." They offered, covering their sister's rear against the onslaught of critters slowly creeping up her heels. A particularly rough swipe towards her rump was supposed to knock the spiders off, which were about ready to burrow into her ass.
I THINK THAT GOD IS GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME TWICE