Deja Entendu [AW]

Ashmedai knew he had to look fast. He was running out of time. No good, no good! Pyralis cackled in response to him. Shit.

Ash flipped open some... something. Inside there were several soft things. One was bright orange with... leaves? Fake leaves and flowers? It was so bright it was almost painful to look at. Ashmedai dragged it out to find it had several large holes in it, but otherwise was unworn. Wait... were those holes... meant to be there? What was this thing?

Ashmedai thought he could loop it around his neck so he slid his head through the largest hole and out the middle other hole. It was pretty baggy, and the other holes hung over his shoulders- wait. Were these... leg holes? Sure enough, after some struggling, Ash fit his legs in the other two holes. Wow this was... obnoxious. Ash loved it!

Just then, Pyralis howled. Oh yeah! The competition. She would totally love this thing. Ashmedai tried to sneak back to the meeting spot waiting till the last minute to burst out in full speed, "TA-DA!"

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How ash prolly looks