Rise and shine, bitch
09-23-2017, 05:56 PM
Kanja had just turned her back on the brute when he began to protest. Success! The corners of her mouth rose in a victorious smirk - a smirk that disappeared moments before she turned to face him again. "It's- uhh for a good cause." She sized him up, her expression skeptical as she took him in from silly smile to gaudy garment. "This aught to be good..." The giantess was happy to be entertained, though, so if he wanted to try to woo her to a cause she was willing to give him a chance. At the very least she thought she could get another laugh at his expense before she left.
A damsel in distress type? So, in a nutshell, he wanted her to fling herself up a tree like a demented squirrel so he could have a shot at getting laid. Yeah, that sounded like a great cause. "Or..." She quirked a brow, her expression still skeptical but now tinged with barely concealed amusement. Instead of offering a word or two she remained quiet in the hopes that he would keep rambling on; presumably sweating as he waited for a reaction from her. "Let him squirm." It would take a lot of begging and probably just as much bribery to get her to launch herself off his back.
Ashmedai floundered around for a more convincing pitch and finally settled on... Well, wait. What? She should help him because he didn't want to get dirty? Kanja couldn't take it any longer. She snorted a rude laugh that quickly subsided to a playful (yet no less rude) giggle. "Wait, so you're wearing that thing on purpose?" Up until now she'd entertained the idea that it had swooped down out of a tree and attached itself to him like a tick.
Okay, okay, she relented, "I'll help you because you're funny, BUT," her eyes glittered and her stubby tail once again aggressively lashed from side to side, "I expect something in return." That was assuming of course he still wanted her help. After all, she had just insulted his fashion sense.
THIS FLOOF IS NOT NICE
EXPECT FOUL LANGUAGE AND GIGGLES AT YOUR EXPENSE AT THE VERY LEAST