Rise and shine, bitch
09-25-2017, 07:58 PM
"Yeah, that's it," she retorted immediately, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "You've got me all figured out, don't you?" Her eyes narrowed to rude, catlike slits as she watched him wiggle out of his "overcoat". If he wanted her attention, she was going to give it to him. The idea was to make him uncomfortable under her scrutinous gaze, but she doubted she'd be successful. She didn't know him well, but he was clearly too much of a goofball. It didn't hurt to try, though.
Once the wretched thing was off he turned to look back at her and asked her opinion. Honestly, he wasn't bad looking. No way in hell she'd say that out loud, but yeah, he was good-looking for a silly weirdo. Instead of telling him this Kanja frowned deeply as she studied him. "I see why you wear it."
Alright, it was demented squirrel time.
Kanja took several steps away before turning back to the tree and lining herself up behind Ashmedai. This was still a stupid idea, but she was dealing with a guy who was happy to let her stomp all over his back. How could she say no to something like that? Oh, that's right. Dignity. That thing she was usually so keen on cultivating and was momentarily casting aside so she could win the servitude of a gaudy goofball.
Without warning Kanja ran at Ashmedai full speed. In a matter of heartbeats she was launching herself up the brute's back. Her front paws hit first right in front of his shoulder blades, then her back paws hit just above his hips. Landing this way made it so that her hind legs were coiled beneath the bulk of her body. Hopefully he could handle being stomped on, because that's what she was about to do.
With a rude kick of her hind legs (and an equally rude smirk on her lips as she thought about just what exactly her claws might be doing to his back) Kanja launched herself up the tree. Her front paws stretched upwards and clawed at the bark as she tried to half climb, half jump the distance between herself and the branches. Her jaws parted as she set her sights on a branch. She was going to make it.
Success! Kanja's teeth sank into the base of a slender branch. For a moment she hung there, suspended weightlessly as her momentum continued to carry her upwards, and then that moment was passed and the woman's body slammed into the trunk of the tree. She hung there for a moment, her teeth peeling bark off in zig-zagging lines as she swung back and forth, and then the branch gave under her weight and she began to fall.
Perhaps something Ashmedai hadn't considered was that things that went up inevitably came back down. If he didn't move she was going to flatten him. Not that she had a problem with that. A nice, fashion-forward cushion might make her landing a bit easier.
Once the wretched thing was off he turned to look back at her and asked her opinion. Honestly, he wasn't bad looking. No way in hell she'd say that out loud, but yeah, he was good-looking for a silly weirdo. Instead of telling him this Kanja frowned deeply as she studied him. "I see why you wear it."
Alright, it was demented squirrel time.
Kanja took several steps away before turning back to the tree and lining herself up behind Ashmedai. This was still a stupid idea, but she was dealing with a guy who was happy to let her stomp all over his back. How could she say no to something like that? Oh, that's right. Dignity. That thing she was usually so keen on cultivating and was momentarily casting aside so she could win the servitude of a gaudy goofball.
Without warning Kanja ran at Ashmedai full speed. In a matter of heartbeats she was launching herself up the brute's back. Her front paws hit first right in front of his shoulder blades, then her back paws hit just above his hips. Landing this way made it so that her hind legs were coiled beneath the bulk of her body. Hopefully he could handle being stomped on, because that's what she was about to do.
With a rude kick of her hind legs (and an equally rude smirk on her lips as she thought about just what exactly her claws might be doing to his back) Kanja launched herself up the tree. Her front paws stretched upwards and clawed at the bark as she tried to half climb, half jump the distance between herself and the branches. Her jaws parted as she set her sights on a branch. She was going to make it.
Success! Kanja's teeth sank into the base of a slender branch. For a moment she hung there, suspended weightlessly as her momentum continued to carry her upwards, and then that moment was passed and the woman's body slammed into the trunk of the tree. She hung there for a moment, her teeth peeling bark off in zig-zagging lines as she swung back and forth, and then the branch gave under her weight and she began to fall.
Perhaps something Ashmedai hadn't considered was that things that went up inevitably came back down. If he didn't move she was going to flatten him. Not that she had a problem with that. A nice, fashion-forward cushion might make her landing a bit easier.
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THIS FLOOF IS NOT NICE
EXPECT FOUL LANGUAGE AND GIGGLES AT YOUR EXPENSE AT THE VERY LEAST