Rise and shine, bitch
09-26-2017, 06:31 PM
For a brief moment as she first made contact Kanja straddled Ashmedai like a pony. If she could have just landed like that she would have been great, but the big oaf had to go and fold up like a clam. In an instant the pony moment was over and Kanja was sprawled out on top of Ashmedai. She'd been wrong; he made for a lousy cushion. He was far too lumpy. And the branch in her mouth didn't help any. She'd managed to pull it down in a way that caused it to slash her left side as she made contact with her fashion-forward landing mat.
Before she had a chance to recover Ashmedai was on the move. He twisted, half under her and half over her, in search of the branch. Really? Kanja was winded and achy - achy in unforeseen places thanks to the pony moment - and yet somehow the guy that just got flattened was better off than she was. "Of course I got it." She sniffed. "I'm in need of a gaudy henchman."
Her ears slicked back. In his eagerness to see if they'd been successful he'd almost wrapped around her. If she really wanted to she could fling him off and get free, but for the hell of it she was going to issue a command. Because why not. "Now get your paws off me so I can get up."
Before she had a chance to recover Ashmedai was on the move. He twisted, half under her and half over her, in search of the branch. Really? Kanja was winded and achy - achy in unforeseen places thanks to the pony moment - and yet somehow the guy that just got flattened was better off than she was. "Of course I got it." She sniffed. "I'm in need of a gaudy henchman."
Her ears slicked back. In his eagerness to see if they'd been successful he'd almost wrapped around her. If she really wanted to she could fling him off and get free, but for the hell of it she was going to issue a command. Because why not. "Now get your paws off me so I can get up."
THIS FLOOF IS NOT NICE
EXPECT FOUL LANGUAGE AND GIGGLES AT YOUR EXPENSE AT THE VERY LEAST