Rise and shine, bitch
09-27-2017, 06:22 PM
"Oh my god." It was like dealing with a child. Instead of rising when Ashmedai did Kanja stayed where she was and simply watched while he frolicked about like a bunny. She was torn between being amused and annoyed. It was kind of funny to watch a grown man run around like a kid, but at the same time he was a grown ass man. Each time he jumped over her Kanja's tail briefly lashed from side to side. If he'd just move a little closer to her paws she could reach out and trip him.
Kanja finally rolled to her paws and then stood still a moment as she assessed the damage. She was still achy and there was a metallic taste in her mouth that suggested one or more of the sore spots in her mouth was bleeding, but she'd managed to catch her breath while Ashmedai did his little victory dance. So there was that at least.
"Lemme see!" See what exactly? It was just a branch; it wasn't going to do tricks or anything. With a jerk of her head Kanja drug the branch around so that it lay between her and Ashmedai. To emphases her lack of amusement she then let it fall unceremoniously to the ground. "Looks like a branch to me." After a beat she added, "Shocking, I know."
Wait, what did he say after that? We? Maybe his head had bounced off the ground during their little tumble because they definitely were not a 'we'. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. We? I don't remember agreeing to get the branch and shmooze your little girlfriend." She eyed him speculatively. "You're a big boy, I think you can handle the damsel yourself."
Kanja finally rolled to her paws and then stood still a moment as she assessed the damage. She was still achy and there was a metallic taste in her mouth that suggested one or more of the sore spots in her mouth was bleeding, but she'd managed to catch her breath while Ashmedai did his little victory dance. So there was that at least.
"Lemme see!" See what exactly? It was just a branch; it wasn't going to do tricks or anything. With a jerk of her head Kanja drug the branch around so that it lay between her and Ashmedai. To emphases her lack of amusement she then let it fall unceremoniously to the ground. "Looks like a branch to me." After a beat she added, "Shocking, I know."
Wait, what did he say after that? We? Maybe his head had bounced off the ground during their little tumble because they definitely were not a 'we'. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. We? I don't remember agreeing to get the branch and shmooze your little girlfriend." She eyed him speculatively. "You're a big boy, I think you can handle the damsel yourself."
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THIS FLOOF IS NOT NICE
EXPECT FOUL LANGUAGE AND GIGGLES AT YOUR EXPENSE AT THE VERY LEAST
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