I'm tellin' ya
10-06-2017, 09:06 PM
Damn, he wasn't nearly as distressed as she had hoped he'd be. Maybe he simply hadn't caught on? Oh, well. It might still wound the pixie. "You didn't really expect me to be on the bottom, did you? Your fat ass would have pounded me into the ground," she retorted without missing a beat.
Ah HA! So the damsel's name was Sparrow, huh? Alpha Sparrow. Queen Sparrow? Kanja mulled this new information over before deciding that no, there was no way to make that name sound bad ass. No matter what title was put in front of it the name Sparrow only brought to mind cutesy little birds. The name itself was rather fitting. A fluffy, harmless name for a fluffy, harmless woman. For now, anyway. Kanja had to remind herself that she was here to do more than mess with Ashmedai and collect a debt. She had to turn the fluffy little bird woman into a killing machine.
Or at the very least make her just a little harder to kill.
"And, uh, Kanja, what did you do before um... coming here?" Kanja's ears twitched briefly. She got that Her Royal Majesty, Sparrow, the Reining Monarch of Abaven -nope, still not impressive- was just trying to pass the time, but come on now. She didn't really want to hear about Kanja. The giantess doubted she was even really listening. "I killed wolves for their skins. Wore them like The Ashole's overcoat 'til the stink was unbearable. Then I'd get another one. But," she paused for effect, "that got old fast so now I'm just drifting."
Ah HA! So the damsel's name was Sparrow, huh? Alpha Sparrow. Queen Sparrow? Kanja mulled this new information over before deciding that no, there was no way to make that name sound bad ass. No matter what title was put in front of it the name Sparrow only brought to mind cutesy little birds. The name itself was rather fitting. A fluffy, harmless name for a fluffy, harmless woman. For now, anyway. Kanja had to remind herself that she was here to do more than mess with Ashmedai and collect a debt. She had to turn the fluffy little bird woman into a killing machine.
Or at the very least make her just a little harder to kill.
"And, uh, Kanja, what did you do before um... coming here?" Kanja's ears twitched briefly. She got that Her Royal Majesty, Sparrow, the Reining Monarch of Abaven -nope, still not impressive- was just trying to pass the time, but come on now. She didn't really want to hear about Kanja. The giantess doubted she was even really listening. "I killed wolves for their skins. Wore them like The Ashole's overcoat 'til the stink was unbearable. Then I'd get another one. But," she paused for effect, "that got old fast so now I'm just drifting."
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THIS FLOOF IS NOT NICE
EXPECT FOUL LANGUAGE AND GIGGLES AT YOUR EXPENSE AT THE VERY LEAST