here isn't where I wanna beep

Someone was coming! With an excited gasp, she dropped into her hidey hole. Buried treasure was one thing, but a chance to sneak attack someone? Even better. She heard big heavy feet crunching through the snow. A big ol' butt sinking into the powder. She couldn't help it, the giggle escaped her without wanting it to. She peeked out of the hiding hole. It was the fat one! He looked so mad! She hesitated now. What if he was mad at her? She couldn't handle that. She hadn't done anything wrong!

"The fuck you digging for, It?" He demanded before she could even leap out and scare him. Now her ears pressed tight against her head, eyes wide with shock. He did a swear! At her! Her papa had said swears were bad! Only for bad people! Was she bad? Oh no. Forfax could feel it. Her eyes were burning, and everything was blurry. Oh this was the worst! Now she was crying like a big baby. "Treasure!" She wailed, the tears finally spilling down her cheeks. That wasn't believable at all. Now he would see that she was being a big baby- even though she was not.Today was ruined! She flopped down in her hole. The big meanie needed to go away now.

Crossing her little paws over one another, she put her head down on them and sniffled to herself. How was she supposed to find treasure if big meanie's kept being mean?! Curling up in her hidey hole, she pouted to herself. This was stupid! Big meanie was stupid too!