Chasing Dreams Like I'm on Novocain

The fiery male glanced down at her with eyes like gunmetal. "You're more than welcome to see for yourself," he offered, and she frowned. Cool accent, but why not just tempt her up there with a wicked view? Was this whole conversation going to be a game of cat and mouse? That would be boring. He turned away then, and she saw an opportunity. Time to climb, and climb fast. A loping approach gave her some momentum, and she lifted her front half off the ground just in time to get a good vertical. Hind feet scrabbled for purchase on the lip of metal a good half foot above the ground. When her claws caught, she heaved herself atop the beast.

Standing atop it, victorious, she shook herself. ”Ah,” She sighed, and turned to look at the view. Yeah, it was pretty nice. All the plants and brush were laid out for her to examine. Ooh, there was a strawberry bush over there. Those were amazing. "Mounting this beast is a wonderful pastime, but I wouldn't be opposed to mounting someone else."

Cue bile. Deadpan, and rather blase, she glanced over her shoulder at him. ”I'm gay, buddy.” She grunted, dropping her ass firmly onto the chilly metal of the creature upon which they perched. He was messing around behind her, but she wasn't interested in him anymore. Jackass, coming onto her without any foreplay. The scenery was far more interesting, anyway.

CRASH! ”What the fuck did you do?” She shrieked, chocolatey hackles rising like a spooked cat. Whites of her eyes rolling, she spun around to see what he'd done. Through the dust stained glass, the male was visible, and looking rather worse for wear. A peal of laughter was thrown into the air, she tossed her head back to revel in it. ”How in bluebells did you get in there?” She cried, scrambling forth to inspect the top of the contraption. He'd fallen through it! What a dumbass!

”Move over, I want in!” She announced, hooking her forepaws over the rough lip of the roof to peer down at him. Tail wagging furiously, she bounced on her hind paws impatiently.