silly nicknames

What nicknames do you give your various characters? For funsies, or otherwise. Even if they're just what you call them in your head, or something like that. I like to use nicknames instead of typing their real names for "ease of typing" even though nicknames are usually longer.

Gabe/Gabriel: sad boi

Kaine: big loser

Sathanus: emo child

Daisy: useless lesbian

Caia: grumpy old lady

Marvel: my dumb child

Add to this thread with your weird character nicknames!