Spooky Scary Skeletons
01-24-2018, 06:20 PM
My, my, wasn't he awfully whiny today? Couldn't he simply enjoy the fight? They weren't fighting a wolf or a cougar or anything mundane like that. No, they were fighting a mutant alligator. How many chances were they going to get to do something like that? The manky critter was quite literally falling apart. If there were any others out there, how long would it be before they completely rotted away? This may have been a one of a kind...whatever it was. He needed to just shut up and have a little fun. "Whine, whine whine. Come on you sourpuss. Live a little and stop being such a sissy." There. Maybe that would goad him into at least trying to have fun. An awful crack sounded - from the gator's neck? - as Ashmedai launched another attack. From the sidelines Kanja watched coolly for several moments as he tore into the mutant's tail. Suddenly she had an idea. With the alligator's attention firmly captured by Ashmedai, Kanja was free to be sneaky. And sneaky she was going to be. In an frenzied attempt to stop the attack, the alligator curled in on itself and lunged at its tail. Its attempt failed; it couldn't curl around far enough to reach him. It readied itself to try again and Kanja saw her opportunity. She moved as it moved, racing towards its neck as it lunged towards its tail. She seized it by the base of its skull, her teeth sliding through its rotting flesh with alarming ease. That was a good thing, though. It gave her hope that her task would be easier. Aggressively she thrashed her head from side to side. At first the alligator resisted, but the more it resisted the more it aided in its own destruction. Each pull in the tug o' war caused a series of pops and crackles to emanate from deep inside the mutant's neck. Sensing its resistance wasn't going to work, the long-legged mutant stood up suddenly in the hopes of wresting itself free - a move that backfired. Quite suddenly Kanja found herself half hanging, half standing underneath the alligator. The alligator's skin was so loose that her weight had caused it to rip and twist, and drastically change her positioning. She readjusted her bite -tightening it further in the process - and pressed on. Able to throw more of her upper body into it, Kanja thrashed around like a fish out of water. Skin and muscle now hung from the mutant's neck in tatters and each time it hissed the sound grew less and less threatening. She chewed and chewed, ignoring the build up of rotting meat the collected in her mouth and was forced through her teeth as the small space filled. With one final, belligerent hiss the mutant crumpled to the ground. With a sudden burst of pep - take that, Ashmedai, victory was hers! -Kanja seized the gator by the bridge of its snout and drug its head backwards. Wet pops and squelches could be heard as meat tore free and cartilage slipped out of place. In seconds the alligator went limp. Hehehehe. She twisted some more and the head came free completely. What a trophy! Quite pleased with herself, Kanja seized the head by the end of its nose and then stood up straight, her chin tucked to her chest and her neck arched proudly. She fixed smug eyes on Ashmedai and then wagged the decapitated head from side to side so that the dangly bits flapped around. She quirked a brow at him, her expression suggesting praise was in order. |
THIS FLOOF IS NOT NICE
EXPECT FOUL LANGUAGE AND GIGGLES AT YOUR EXPENSE AT THE VERY LEAST