Fun times (the chaotic way)

My chaotic boy is getting older, and I want him to have some fun before it's too late! Below are some of my wants and not wants, if you have other ideas, feel free to suggest!

Wants:
-Spars
-Some sort of friend or partner in crime; this will probably need to be someone who's a little unusual/out of their mind, and won't be offended by his existence
-Wolves to annoy, harass or obsess over
-A pup to kidnap or rogue pup to keep
-Someone to enslave, also open to him being claimed (but he will fight you). He gets a twisted sense of pleasure from being owned

Do not wants:
-Love interests, monogamy, happily ever after, etc., just not going to happen
-Pack to join