No thank you!

Small, white paws crept across the seemingly always damp ground, pretending to be like Ambrosio when he stalks stuff as she tried to be reeeeeally, reeeeally quiet. Her gaze was honed in on a beetle that was slowly crawling across the ground and starting to make its way up a tree trunk. She didn't really know what she'd do with a beetle, but... maybe they tasted good! She wouldn't know unless she caught it, right? So she kept up her little hunt, her paws softly squishing across the ground that was still wet from the rains the night before.

When she got close enough she jumped up and not-so-gracefully tried to pounce on the bug. Luckily, depending on how you look at it, it was moving slow enough that it wasn't able to escape in time and it was big enough that her paws had a big enough target that it was almost impossible for her to miss. What she wasn't really expecting was the way it crunched and squished under her feet. She jumped back immediately with a disgusted, squealing, "Ewwwwww!" She quickly rubbed her paws against the grass to clean them, her ears back against her head and her fluffy puppy fur all fluffed up from the unpleasant surprise.

It really wasn't anything that bad, but who knew that beetles were so crunchy and squishy on the inside?! Well she certainly wouldn't be hunting any more of those! She didn't even want to go taste it to see if it was even worth it. What a waste!