Top 7 funniest awkward moments of 2018

Sephi had done her best to keep up with Ignatius' aimless path. Of course, 'doing her best' meant trying not to get too distracted along the way. This was an insane place, as far as she was concerned, so that task grew more and more difficult as they travelled into newer and stranger lands. This one, though, topped all the rest she'd seen so far. These trees were gargantuan. Huge. Enormous. Behemoth. Loads of other words she wasn't smart enough to know.

Her neck ached from craning upwards, seeking out the topmost parts of their canopies. She couldn't even begin to fathom how they had achieved such stature or even how long they might have been around. Older than time itself, probably. Forcing herself to focus on her mission, Sephira turned her nose back to the earth. Her dumb brother was close by, she knew it. His scent was strong and fresh. She wasn't exactly quiet about her approach either, hoping that perhaps he would find her before she had to find him. Finally Seph decided that discretion was lame anyways, and so she called out in a sing-song voice, "Ig? Iggyyyy! Come out, come out, wherever you areeee!" Well. Something would find her. She only hoped it would entertain her long enough for Ig to follow suit.