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Ignatius

Loner

age
7 Years
gender
Male
gems
186
size
Extra large
build
Medium
posts
185
player
Monster

The Ooze Participant1K
10-26-2018, 05:07 PM



He was glad he had the foresight to talk before she could do just as predicted and begin babbling loudly for the sole purpose of not doing the thing he asked. Still she'd manage to look wounded as though the promise of food only barely made up for her not getting to launch into a long-winded story about whatever happened to be on her mind. Taking a tail the the face, Ig grimaced and took a moment to question why it was that he put up with this troublesome woman.

It didn't take long to get back to where he'd been, and he made sure to move silently and slowly through the forest. He especially could never risk ending up in a spot that was too visible when tracking prey since he stuck out against any and all terrain. Sephi at least wasn't as bright, lucky woman. The scents of the elk met their noses and Ig was almost concerned that his mouth would start watering. "I'm always ready" he replied, mismatched eyes still intently focused ahead of him as he tried to make out where the prey was through the brush.

It was as a soft snort left a particularly close animal and Ignatius was turning to Seph to ask with a silent glance whether or not they should just go for the closest one that suddenly the once peaceful scene exploded to life. The closest of the elk let out a bellowing call as it took off, racing past so close that the brush where they crouched pulled violently to one side and for a moment Ig thought he'd take a hoof to the face. Then the whole herd was scattering, running past them and one young female even bounced between Ig and Sephi in her hurry to escape. A shout from nearby suggested that the herd had been spooked by another hungry predator.

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