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Top 7 funniest awkward moments of 2018



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The Ooze Participant1K
10-27-2018, 01:25 PM



The elk just kept coming and coming, hell, there were so many! Sephira didn't have to tell him twice to get down, he was right on her heels as she dove for cover. Crouching behind the log just as a hoof whisked past where his head had been only a moment before. What a mess, they hadn't even gotten started and things were going to shit! There was no way it was them that spooked the herd though, the elk wouldn't have spooked towards them.

Another whoop and holler sounded from a hundred or so yards away, confirming his suspicions. Casting a glance towards Seph he hissed, "If I get a hold of whoever did this..." His lips curled back and his eyes narrowed. At this point he didn't really care that they were unintentionally caught in this, he was already over worrying about being killed.

Just my luck that someone would beat us to the bunch. There wasn't a lot they could do until the Elk stopped flying over them en mass though. So he'd remain crouched, nestled down against the ground and more or less just hoping that the elk would all keep jumping far so none of them landed on him or Seph. He got more antsy the more the oncoming wall of prey thinned.

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