ardent

Do Your Worst



Valentine

Loner

age
13 Years
gender
Male
gems
178
size
Extra large
build
Light
posts
1,206
player
Lazuli

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1KVolcanoDream WeaverTrick 2019
10-28-2018, 01:59 PM

The girl's unmistakable colors jumped out at him too late. Not that it really mattered. He didn't like being tackled, didn't like the idea of getting pushed down into the mud, so no doubt he would have shoved and bitten her all the same for daring to get him dirty.

They collided and Aerndis was thrown into the murky water. Valentine eyed her with no small amount of satisfaction. Served her right for trying to dunk him! "'Cause you deserved it," he shot back haughtily. Damn kid. Her and that brother of hers were both a royal pain in his ass. He loved them, really he did, but Valentine was determined to be grumpy.

Valentine disdainfully flicked a glob of muck off his shoulder before grousing, "A likely story. You just couldn't resist the chance to dunk an old man, could you? What is this world coming to?" As for her question, he sniffed dismissively then said, "Just looking for a good place to bury rotten grandkids. How do you like that clump of weeds over there, eh?"

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NOTE: Valentine has a female striped skunk companion named Lefty. Unless stated otherwise assume she's present.