Top 7 funniest awkward moments of 2018

They really did both deserve some recognition. Ig could allow a moment or two of vanity for a well done hunt. He could almost get used to living in this place. It was like a whole other world out here, one that somehow made the land of their origins look a million times worse. Before it had been all they'd known, but now, damn.

As they devoured the meat, Seph suggested sticking around. Initially, Ignatius was inclined to want to keep moving, but after giving it some thought he didn't see much harm in it. They might have a harder time picking an easy kill later, so they may as well hold onto this one as long as possible and see what else the forest had to offer. "Alright, a couple days. But then I wanna keep going. This place is huge, and I wanna know who lives here. I'd rather learn from others who ought to be looked out for than from experience." Thinking ahead was definitely more Ig's territory. Much as he'd like to just hang out here for a good long time, there was more to do and he wasn't keen on wasting time.

"After we find a good place to keep this elk, tree exploration sounds cool." His idea of this was probably different from hers. Something told him that she'd almost certainly make a game of climbing to ridiculous heights, and probably get stuck or fall or some shit. Suddenly he was considering taking back his words...