ardent

What would a mushroom car say?



Senka

Loner

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12-08-2018, 11:26 PM
He wished her luck (kinda) and Senka snorted derisively. "Don't need no damned luck, apparition." She puffed out her chest and then slurred, "I'll kick his ass and murder 'im and skin 'im, cross-eyed drunk. Just you watch, bud."

Senka, half blind as she currently was, saw the layup for Ignatius' tumble long before it happened. She watched with heavily lidded eyes as he stepped closer and closer...and then promptly busted a gut laughing at his expense once he was down.

Her laughter made her legs weak and she found herself slumping to the ground with tears in her eyes. The whole thing was slapstick and she wouldn't have found it all that funny had she been sober. But seeing as she wasn't...well...

Between cackles she wheezed, "You shoulda seen your face..." Another peal of intense laughter rang out as she thought of something funny. "I ain't never fallen like that and I'M the drunk!"

Consider all of Senka's threads M rated for language.