Look out for number one
12-21-2018, 07:53 PM
Valentine took in the howl with a scowl and refused to budge from his perch atop the tractor. He could only imagine what the big blue hemorrhoid wanted. Whatever it was, it could wait until he was good and ready.
The old king took his sweet time in climbing off the tractor. He yawned, then stretched. After he felt nice and limber (and he was sure that wherever he was, Jupiter was beginning to get annoyed) he finally hopped down. After one final stretch he ambled in the direction of the howl and only once paused to scratch an itch.
At long last Valentine spied his oft abused grandson in the distance. He squinted, trying to decide what exactly he was seeing, and then - only once he was certain he wasn't seeing two frisky kids - padded closer. He exuded wariness. Honestly he never knew what he was getting into with this kid so he expected him to be up to no good.
Without saying a word he took them in. Jupiter sitting on the back of a small dark woman with his hind legs flopped out in front of him and his tail draped over the opposite shoulder, and the little woman, clearly ready to tear into him when given the chance. "I realize you're new to this, kid, but this is not how you get girls."
The old king took his sweet time in climbing off the tractor. He yawned, then stretched. After he felt nice and limber (and he was sure that wherever he was, Jupiter was beginning to get annoyed) he finally hopped down. After one final stretch he ambled in the direction of the howl and only once paused to scratch an itch.
At long last Valentine spied his oft abused grandson in the distance. He squinted, trying to decide what exactly he was seeing, and then - only once he was certain he wasn't seeing two frisky kids - padded closer. He exuded wariness. Honestly he never knew what he was getting into with this kid so he expected him to be up to no good.
Without saying a word he took them in. Jupiter sitting on the back of a small dark woman with his hind legs flopped out in front of him and his tail draped over the opposite shoulder, and the little woman, clearly ready to tear into him when given the chance. "I realize you're new to this, kid, but this is not how you get girls."
NOTE: Valentine has a female striped skunk companion named Lefty. Unless stated otherwise assume she's present.
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