The Weird Things About Me

HI I'M YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD OCENANUS and i am extremely weird

- number one let's see I freak out literally every time i talk to someone i don't know or don't know very well. I'm the worst at starting conversations and like I have to text people. I don't call people unless I need to like hear their voices and yeah even then it's an awkward struggle. Even starting conversations online makes me sad and yes. Idk but yeah I'm weird okay and people freak me out and they make my heart sad.

- number two this sort of goes with one but yeah i basically will not start conversations with you unless I really like you/feel comfortable with you because otherwise I will spend twenty minutes panicking and spazzing out and yeah i don't like starting conversations because it makes me feel annoying and unwanted and like once a month i go on a kick where i won't talk to anyone unless they reach out to me first and that is how I lose 99% of my friends oops

- number three uhm I am a swimmer I'M PRETTY SURE THAT QUALIFIES AS SOMETHING WEIRD. Especially considering i pretty much hate my sport lol

- numero quattro (actually i'm not sure how to spell that and it's too early in the morning to actually get off my butt and check) my mother is a single lesbian and my father was an anonymous sperm donor and my family is literally 50 shades of weird as heck (look I censored myself)

- okay i can't think of anything else but yeah ocenanus is weird okay I HAVE EMBRACED IT. and you should too