Wedding Crashers
12-27-2018, 02:36 PM
"Me?" he asked in a cheekily indignant voice. "Starting brawls?" She was determined to suck all the fun out of this ceremony, wasn't she? He couldn't start fights, he had to have manners. However would he entertain himself? Wait, she'd said not to start brawls. That didn't mean he couldn't slyly instigate and let the oter officially start it. It was a wedding - there had to be some slaphappy fool there eager to take offense and impress the maidens. Right? He didn't know; he'd never been to a wedding before and he had no idea what kind of wolf attended them. But he could hope it would be more than watching two cow-eyed lovers stare at each other. "I'll do my best," he promised again. |
NOTE: Valentine has a female striped skunk companion named Lefty. Unless stated otherwise assume she's present.