Christmas For Scrooge
01-20-2019, 06:10 PM
Valentine listened with growing alarm as the little woman with suspiciously Destruction-esque markings continued to speak as quickly and cheerfully as a child. Wow he did not have the patience for this.
His eyes, which had widened slightly in alarm, narrowed. If he wanted to rebut her statement he was gong to have to get down on her level. "I smacked the back of your paw. Unless those cooties climbed all the way around you're the only one losing anything today." Except maybe patience. He might lose that.
"You know, only pups reach out and touch weird shit like that, so there's that too." Was he being childish for pointing that out? Yeah. Did he care? No.
Valentine's gaze also went back to the tree, but that was where their similarities ended. "Maybe they just like fucking with others."
His eyes, which had widened slightly in alarm, narrowed. If he wanted to rebut her statement he was gong to have to get down on her level. "I smacked the back of your paw. Unless those cooties climbed all the way around you're the only one losing anything today." Except maybe patience. He might lose that.
"You know, only pups reach out and touch weird shit like that, so there's that too." Was he being childish for pointing that out? Yeah. Did he care? No.
Valentine's gaze also went back to the tree, but that was where their similarities ended. "Maybe they just like fucking with others."
NOTE: Valentine has a female striped skunk companion named Lefty. Unless stated otherwise assume she's present.