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Christmas For Scrooge



Valentine

Loner

age
13 Years
gender
Male
gems
178
size
Extra large
build
Light
posts
1,206
player
Lazuli

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1KVolcanoDream WeaverTrick 2019
02-09-2019, 05:43 PM
Oh god did her cheerfulness ever plateau? The woman oozed gaiety and frankly, Valentine hated it. If she randomly burst into song Valentine would consider it his civic duty to murder her and bury her under the christmas tree. For the good of the people or whatever.

Had his eyes not already been narrowed, her remarks would have caused them to, but, seeing as they were thanks to her last comment, Valentine simply fixed her with a baleful expression. "Oh yeah? How about on two legs?" he asked irritably.

When she scooted closer he eyed the space between them pointedly and very nearly scooted away. What stopped him was her voice. Whether he liked it or not, she had his full attention and he couldn't help but listen to her. Valentine fell for her ploy hook, line and sinker, and let his gaze trail after the spot she was pointing at. He didn't realize what she was doing until he felt her paw across his chest.

Instantly he was furious. It was a small, trivial thing, but she'd still made a fool of him.

Quick as a viper he snapped at her raised paw in the hopes of seizing it. If successful he intended to drag her in front of him (moving parallel to his chest) and fling her into the snow at his feet. It was about time she lost some joy.



NOTE: Valentine has a female striped skunk companion named Lefty. Unless stated otherwise assume she's present.