On Earth as it is in Heaven [CHALLENGE]
02-18-2019, 12:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-18-2019, 12:23 PM by Valentine.)
The crowd swelled rapidly and blew his expectations out of the water. For a little challenge like this he’d expected a couple spectators from both groups and a fistful of bloodthirsty drama hounds such as himself, but this? Hopefully the fight was worth the turnout.
As events like this were wont to do, the situation quickly devolved. Various members of his family spoke but Valentine only had eyes for the potential fighters. The one exception to his tunnel vision was Rhythm, whose question managed to pull a knee jerk reaction from him. “Oh don’t you worry, I’ll tell you all about the good bits.”
And woo boy were there good bits. The god fart, unable to fight his target, decided to go after a scabby henchman instead. Dutifully Valentine began to narrate. “The caller’s squaring up with a henchman now. Oh- looks like Abaven’s grown some balls. One of their guys is going after a...” He eyed the scared little woman. “Nah, scratch that. It’s the same old shit. He’s fighting a little lady.”
And then... With an amused expression Valentine watched Rhyme saunter over to a yearling. His stance made it clear what he was doing. “Eh, Rhyme’s taking a swing at the other pack too. Going after a yearlin-“ Shaye to the rescue! Valentine snorted a laugh as Shaye lit into Rhyme and the other guy. Rhyme quickly feel into line and Valentine just shook his head. That exchange probably summed their relationship up nicely.
So engrossed was he in narrating that when Rhys asked her question he answered without a moment’s thought. “They’re fucking, now be quiet it’s getting interesting.”
Ah, finally the big man himself! The man of the hour, the...the...shit covered lightning demon? Eh, to each their own. It made sense, really, that the god fart would be squaring off with a dirty demon. Valentine of course laughed loudly and unabashedly at the thought. “The original challengee has arrived and he’s a doozy. Crawled into something and rolled around in the gore before coming here.”
The god fart wanted nothing to do with the dirty lightning demon and instead went after the scabby henchman. Caring little for what was happening around him, Valentine settled down to watch the fight. He’d narrate some more if anything else interesting happened, but for now he was content to simple spectate.
As events like this were wont to do, the situation quickly devolved. Various members of his family spoke but Valentine only had eyes for the potential fighters. The one exception to his tunnel vision was Rhythm, whose question managed to pull a knee jerk reaction from him. “Oh don’t you worry, I’ll tell you all about the good bits.”
And woo boy were there good bits. The god fart, unable to fight his target, decided to go after a scabby henchman instead. Dutifully Valentine began to narrate. “The caller’s squaring up with a henchman now. Oh- looks like Abaven’s grown some balls. One of their guys is going after a...” He eyed the scared little woman. “Nah, scratch that. It’s the same old shit. He’s fighting a little lady.”
And then... With an amused expression Valentine watched Rhyme saunter over to a yearling. His stance made it clear what he was doing. “Eh, Rhyme’s taking a swing at the other pack too. Going after a yearlin-“ Shaye to the rescue! Valentine snorted a laugh as Shaye lit into Rhyme and the other guy. Rhyme quickly feel into line and Valentine just shook his head. That exchange probably summed their relationship up nicely.
So engrossed was he in narrating that when Rhys asked her question he answered without a moment’s thought. “They’re fucking, now be quiet it’s getting interesting.”
Ah, finally the big man himself! The man of the hour, the...the...shit covered lightning demon? Eh, to each their own. It made sense, really, that the god fart would be squaring off with a dirty demon. Valentine of course laughed loudly and unabashedly at the thought. “The original challengee has arrived and he’s a doozy. Crawled into something and rolled around in the gore before coming here.”
The god fart wanted nothing to do with the dirty lightning demon and instead went after the scabby henchman. Caring little for what was happening around him, Valentine settled down to watch the fight. He’d narrate some more if anything else interesting happened, but for now he was content to simple spectate.
NOTE: Valentine has a female striped skunk companion named Lefty. Unless stated otherwise assume she's present.