Hi, I Might Have Rabies

For a moment Jupiter was taken aback by Rhythm’s choice of words. She just looked so sweet and grandmotherly he’d been sure that foul language would make her ears burst into flame. Then he remembered who her mate was and decided that he had probably had her all wrong.

Once he got over his surprise he still had to deal with her question. His ears drooped a bit and huffed silently to himself. There was no point in lying because knowing his grandfather Jupiter was going to get teased about the event at some point.

Perhaps he could play it up. Pretend he thought it was funny even though he definitely didn’t. After all, the old lady was blind. She couldn’t see his face so all he had to fake was his voice. Wryly, he answered, "I sat on her and she took offense."