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"I speak only the truth - your loveliness inspires this poor cold heart to poetry."

Pyralis was flattered despite herself. What a charmer! She laughed at his dramatic pose. "Only your heart and nothing a bit lower?" She winked at him, enjoying the wit and flirting. It'd been awhile since she'd talked with a man who had so quick and clever a tongue.

"I found the idea of exploring this cave intriguing, but I admit that you, my lady, intrigue me far more than such a mysterious fiery glow"

Alkali rolled her eyes and took off to roost on one of the rock formations, dipping her head to clean her feathers. Pyralis rolled her shoulders languidly forward and back. "Ah, how strange to find you speaking my exact thoughts. But I don't see a reason we can't sate both our desires. Come, how about we wander this strange territory together and enjoy the company of a fascinating stranger."