Because, you know, I'm a pirate

Now, as part of his explanation to Chaos, Ash had pretty clearly stated that the aforementioned Destruction hadn't really wanted to join Legion. Chaos, however, was blithely ignoring that fact in favor of obtuse optimism. "Good!" he said heartily to the other alpha, and had he been human would have added an equally hearty slap on the back. You know, manly stuff. "That's all settled then. She can come along with her pups if she wants to, they can be one cozy little family and happily ever after. Why don't one of you go ahead and call the girl so I can charm her into coming with us?" He gave Rhyme a boyish grin. "It would be so much easier than trying to carry pups back and find a wet nurse and all. I really appreciate you being so reasonable about this, Rhyme."