Because, you know, I'm a pirate

As one can assume, Chaos and Ashmedai probably looked more like a conniving version of Dumb and Dumber as they blatantly overlooked any facts not in their favor. As soon as Ash began to show any doubt, Chaos beamed in with his hearty and nearly congratulatory attitude. It brought an even more troublesome smile to Ash's maw as his eyes became alight with the added confidence of his brother. He snorted a little at Rhyme's comment about being unreasonable, but held his tongue.

Unreasonable had yet to come, and she went by a name Ash didn't yet know.

He nudged Chaos a bit with his shoulder, "Rhyme? Unreasonable? Never! Isn't that my job?"