We should have our own club

The last thing he expected to see, was a stinky giant in a tree. They where learning, evolving maybe they weren’t quite so barbaric as he had first thought. Oh, who was he kidding, of course they where. They were just a little more amusing too. He moved across to the branch closest to their tree, sliding across it until it bent a little beneath his weight. From this vantage point he could see the red giant finish her climb, and the little monkey that hopped onto her fur. Ahh, so that must be how she was learning, she was copying her monkey friend.

As she began the descent, he winced as he watched her took the more precarious way down, if she had gone left and under that brunch - - but no, she was heading towards a thinner batch, and he winced again as he considered them taking her monsterous weight.

He hadn’t intended on saying anything, he was going to stay still and quiet until the stinky giant was gone, but it was just too painful to watch. He slid a little further along his branch, until he himself was in a precarious position. “Back up and take the lower branch on your left” he advised her, if she was going to climb a tree, couldn’t she at least do it right?