imma start the bidding at a million (Eris sale)

Rosemary grinned and stepped forward, a smug, knowing grin on his features as his rat tittered excitedly. “I suppose I could offer my services as a hunter.” He purred. “But I think instead I will offer you something no one else can give.” He cooed The rat worked at the twine binding his pelts with their small paws and freed a small tawny pelt cut at the head,tail, and legs with a line of thick black stripes descending from the lower back.

“Beautiful queen, I offer the last Thylacine pelt.” He held the striped pelt up for all to see, brandishing the talismanic pelt as if it were a weapon before gently laying it down at Valkyrie’s paws. “This species has long been considered extinct, however with my grand hunting skills I was able to track the very last of their kind and skin its hide to bring to you all today.” He uttered with all the pomp and flamboyance he was known for. “I offer this pelt as well as my services teaching my secret ways to your members.”

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