my, what nice tushes you have (Kai sale)

Of course Chaos had to show up right when Ash had started to have fun. He was fairly sure, out of all of his siblings, Chaos was the one who felt the most high and mighty. Maybe outbidding him would knock him off his high horse, but of course not before Chaos went on a full ramble mode about some fat ass deer he'd apparently been saving or something. Ash threw in mock hurt, "But brother, don't we need to save meat for our own winter?"

If it was a competition Chaos wanted, he could get one. this wasn't even about Kai anymore, it seemed like he had more orbiters wanting him to be free than anything else. No, Ash just wanted to outbid Chaos at this point. Hell, he'd even be pleased if one of the other two got out of it. Then again, if Chaos won Kai, maybe Kai would stick around Legion and then Ash could for sure sneak in some fun times. Darn, now he was torn.

"Who wants some already dead, fatty deer? Tender? What are we, pups fresh off the teat?" Ash thought about it, and he had one thing he might be willing to part with, but he had hoped to offer it for some pretty girl instead. Ah well.

"Well, I have this nice owl friend," Ash said. "Well, not friend really, but its alive and seems intelligent enough to serve you for many years to come. Think of all the advantages with a flying predator. It could hunt for you, see for you and your band. You'd always know where your next meal is, and where your opponents lie." Ashmedai tried to will Valk to his side. If he couldn't, he might just have to try to help Chaos make a better offer.