my, what nice tushes you have (Kai sale)

Bla bla bla, more meat, whatever. Ashmedai yawned. If everyone was offering food here, then what about the other auctions? "Has everyone offered food so far? Yall are gonna be fat before winter even starts at this rate. I get it- free food, you wont have to hunt, what's to lose? Well, the fun of a hunt, first off. Second off, if you get so much meat from every auction, you'll have to guard it all somehow. Which I guess takes up the place of hunting, but you're a band. You gonna lug it all with you all winter? Or are you settling down and making a pack?"

Ashmedai cast glances to each of his opponents. He meant no harm, trying to make their offers sound less appealing was part of the game, wasn't it? "I still offer the live owl. Like... not for eating. It's a whole trainable owl that you can do whatever with. I mean you can eat it, but uh... that would be a waste. What else... Oh, you know what? I know its favorite mice too. I'll throw in a pile of those for easy training and you can still get the buckets of alcohol."

Good, a three-combo offer! He could totally do this all day. Alcohol was harder to come by than meat any day.