Bound by nothing

Looking as he did in a land full of mostly dirt-colored wolves this was not the first time Jupiter had been the recipient of a strange reaction. If he made it through a season without at least one 'haha blueberry' or 'whoa who's your daddy?' joke it would be a miracle. When he was a pup he'd handled the curiosity graciously but now, as an adult, he saw each incredulous reaction as an opportunity to amuse himself. Because why not? If he was to deal with this torment all of his days he should at least get something out of it.

Jupiter smiled coyly up at the tree climber. "I can't answer your first question without giving an answer to the second free of charge." Why yes when pressed for his name he was definitely going to claim kinship to the aerial god. He tsked and then added, "And all things considered that seems like a waste. So if I am to make demands in exchange for this information...a good place to start would be giving me your name."